Pop Culture Challenge #158: Vampire Weekend

I freaking fiend over Vampire Weekend, especially their debut album. Solid gold. Anyway, as soon as I started on my look, I visualized a preppy, Columbia-attending hipster classmate of the boys in the band, so I based the whole thing on one of my favorite VW songs, "Oxford Comma". I've known a lot of pseudo-intellectual collegiate types who don't know how to turn off the facade when it's time to get real. I mean, who does give a fuck about an Oxford comma? ;)