Flea Market Millionaire

If you like the knockoff look, but don't want to be caught paying an embarrassingly penis-shrinking price, try this look. It's like bait for assholes, who will give you an excuse to say: "these socks were $200, THANK YOU VERY MUCH."
It costs $7850 to look this dumb, and you still don't even have a watch.
Thank god for the recession.