The Men #88: Ryan Lochte

Anyone who makes it to the Olympics is clearly a superior human being so they automatically earn my respect. I have nowhere near that level of dedication or skill (clearly or I'd be doing a hell of a lot more with my life hehe).

This particular athlete has a damn fine body that made watching the matches totally enjoyable. I just perhaps feel that maybe...he could...not talk? My IQ drops whenever I listen to him give an interview. Just hush and swim pretty m'kay?