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Poke gentle fun at a commitment-phobic friend—or fiancée—with this unconventional wedding-cake topper featuring a bride who's not totally sure that she's ready to settle down. 6 1/2" x 4 1/2". Plastic. Hand wash. By Accoutrements; imported.
Each of these 4-3/4" (12.1) cm wide plastic Mustache Ornaments captures the proud tradition of mustaches past and present in a sleek and classy design. Hang one from your backpack or rearview mirror or put one on a Christmas tree to give it a special flair
Instead of "Joy to the World," the Cthulhu Ornament says, "Destroy the World." The representation of chaos and destruction from HP Lovecraft's stories is 4.5 inch (11 cm) tall, made of plasticized clay-dough and done up with a delightful festive Santa hat.
They see you when you're sleeping and they know when you're awake! This pair of 7" (17.8 cm) diameter plastic googly eyes is designed to hang on your Christmas tree and give it a dash more personality. If you want to tell the kids that those are the eyes Santa is using to watch them, it's up to you. Comes with a hole on top for a hook as well as an adhesive back.
This high quality gift wrap is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. This high quality gift wrap features an impressive array of mustache shapes and styles. Everyone loves a gift wrapped with multiple mustaches! Two 20" x 30" (50.8 cm x 76.2 cm) sheets of quality wrapping paper in each bag with info sticker.
Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food These Lunch Disguise Sandwich bags will have potential thieves trying to figure out if your lunch is a salami sandwich or a dapper gentleman who has accidentally wandered into the fridge. One bag has the traditional Groucho disguise on it, the other a monocle and mustache combo.
From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) tall plastic ornament looks fantastic hanging from a backpack or rearview mirror but for even more fun try wearing one as a necklace to your next backyard barbecue! Also great for adding some meaty dazzle to a Christmas tree, especially if it's one of those gaudy aluminum trees. Comes with a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate box.
This 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" (19.1 cm x 10.2 cm x 24.1 cm) paper gift bag is decorated with beautiful bacon. While this is the perfect thing to hold a gift for any bacon lover, there better be something pork related inside or they will be severely disappointed. Includes thick string handle and attached gift card.
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4" long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It's a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!