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This 7-1/2" x 4" x 9-1/2" (19.1 cm x 10.2 cm x 24.1 cm) paper gift bag is decorated with beautiful bacon. While this is the perfect thing to hold a gift for any bacon lover, there better be something pork related inside or they will be severely disappointed. Includes thick string handle and attached gift card.
Instead of "Joy to the World," the Cthulhu Ornament says, "Destroy the World." The representation of chaos and destruction from HP Lovecraft's stories is 4.5 inch (11 cm) tall, made of plasticized clay-dough and done up with a delightful festive Santa hat.
From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) tall plastic ornament looks fantastic hanging from a backpack or rearview mirror but for even more fun try wearing one as a necklace to your next backyard barbecue! Also great for adding some meaty dazzle to a Christmas tree, especially if it's one of those gaudy aluminum trees. Comes with a string for hanging. Illustrated acetate box.
A sugary treat for someone sweet. Much better than a boring old lip balm, make someones day more special with a lip balm that tastes like a yummy cupcake. When your lips are chapped, what's the first thing you think about Cupcakes, of course!
This high quality gift wrap is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. This high quality gift wrap features an impressive array of mustache shapes and styles. Everyone loves a gift wrapped with multiple mustaches! Two 20" x 30" (50.8 cm x 76.2 cm) sheets of quality wrapping paper in each bag with info sticker.
Each of these 4-3/4" (12.1) cm wide plastic Mustache Ornaments captures the proud tradition of mustaches past and present in a sleek and classy design. Hang one from your backpack or rearview mirror or put one on a Christmas tree to give it a special flair
They see you when you're sleeping and they know when you're awake! This pair of 7" (17.8 cm) diameter plastic googly eyes is designed to hang on your Christmas tree and give it a dash more personality. If you want to tell the kids that those are the eyes Santa is using to watch them, it's up to you. Comes with a hole on top for a hook as well as an adhesive back.
Treat your guests to a good, clean visual pun with this Hand Soap. Each 4-3/4" long, hand-shaped soap is sure to get a hearty chuckle or, at the very least, a mildly amused smirk. It's a perfect combination of silly and sanitary!
The Lucky Wind-Up Parking Space Goddess helps you find the perfect parking space. it comes with instructions on the back: To make a parking space magically appear, just wind up the Parking Space Goddess and recite this spell: "As I circle at a turtle's pace, please give me a parking space, One that's wide and in the shade, then protect my car from the meter maid." When you wind her, her wings flap. She is very sweet. She makes a thoughtful gift for anyone who has a car and needs to find parking