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About Cooking Guide Apron Fed up of frantically thumbing through cook books while your goulash explodes Or coating your keyboard in baked beans and bolognese while help on Google loads Fear not! Instead we've moved the help to the place you're supposed to wipe your dirty hands! Apron full of useful information. Guide includes: numeric conversions, cooking times for vegetables, roasting times for birds, freezing instructions, defrosting times, a cooking glossary and more! Made of 100% natural unbleached cotton Measures 34.25 x 34.5-inches
Splat Stan drinks coaster - part of the Dead series from Suck UK!Local hero stan got splatted from a giant mug whilst protecting your table from coffee and tea stains! Made from silicone rubber, Splat Stan the coaster is easily washable and ready to protect day after day!Available as part of the Dead Series - other characters include:Book MarkStress Ball PaulHanging HarryMummy MikeDead Fred Pen Holder
The rechargeable bottle light which is shaped like a cork!Suck UK brings you this innovative little invention which brings your old bottles to life! Transform those useless empties into pretty nightlights for your home or garden.Shaped like a cork with a super bright LED that recharges via USB, they take 1 hour to fully charge and can give off a strong glow for up to 3 hours. Charge in and USB charger, laptop or any other device with a USB output.Can be used both indoors and outdoors! These Rechargeable Bottle Lights are perfect as a gift for others or yourself.Contains an internal polymer lithium ion battery.
Suck UK's solar powered Sun Jars - store up the sunshine for the nightime!At night your Sun Jar lights up automatically. In the day leave your Sun Jar outside - or in a sunny window for several hours to charge. Made with a traditional Mason Jar. Inside the jar is a highly efficient solar cell, rechargeable battery and LED lamp. When the jar is placed in sunlight, the solar cell creates an electrical current that charges the battery over the course of the day. This energy is then used at night to power the LED lamp inside the jar. The light emitted is diffused by the frosted jar and gives the appearance of sunlight. Sun Jars work best in DIRECT sunshine!When you first recieve your Sun Jar, leave it in "charge" switch mode for up to 3 days in the best sunlight you can find! Then switch it to "auto" and your Sun Jar will glow once it is surrounded in darkness!Please note that the Sun Jar will not light up until the sensor detects that it is nightime!Official Suck UK Sun Jars will have a switch board with only TWO options - Charge and Auto - and will only be available in ONE colour at a time; Yellow, Pink or Blue
It's always difficult coming up with new design features for watches, they've been around for a while you see. Our mate Darren has one that's waterproof to 100m, and there's one in the Argos catalogue that you can have your name lasered onto. The Paper Watch shows how it's best to cut out all the gimmicks, and leave the designing part up to you! This unique watch is a blank canvas, a plain watch made from tear-resistant paper-style material with a built-in digital watch. It can be whatever you want it to be, style it yourself with biros, marker pens, paint, stencils or anything else you can find to express yourself! Even better, adorn it with doodles and give to a friend to wear! What better way to make sure that person who's always late is never late, than with a custom-made watch to remind them of your plans! The Paper Watch isn't waterproof to 100m, and you can't point a laser beam at it, but it does come with an adjustable strap, long-life battery, and infinite possibilities. Perfect for giving out as party invites, or sending to that special person reminding them not to be late.
You can't help Harry to see the light, it's too late. Harry is already dead. But Harry can help you to switch on your lights. Hangman's noose and 39-inch of rope included so you don't have to know how to tie your own knots. Just replace the whole cord of your light pull. He's related to Dead Fred, Mummy Mike, Splat Stan and Stress Paul, so is no stranger to tragedy.
Turn a chore into a workout! With Suck Uk's Punch Bag designed laundry bag.Use your dirty laundry as a punch bag - Big enough to hold a heavyweight load of washing and tough enough to take a beating! Rocky trained by punching frozen beef, now you can use your dirty laundry for your workout.Hang the laundry bag in your wardrobe or the corner of the room until you are ready to take your Punch Bag to the cleaners, literally!Ideal for boxers, trousers and shirts, there's even enough room to throw in the towel. (No puns intended...)The Punch Bag Laundry Bag even has a drawstring close at the top, making it easy to hide your washing from guests. A great gift for others, or yourself!
Keep your essentials in your head! - With Suck UK's Skull TidyPerfect for all those loose essentials, the Skull Tidy is a great addition to any home. Keys, glasses, phone, watch, loose change and all the contents of your pockets… it can be difficult to keep all these things in mind. So get organised and keep your paraphernalia in a skull, freeing up space in yours!Designed for holding the things you use every day, keep everything in one place and fill your head with stuff before you loose it.The Skull Tidy is also perfect for a bit of customisation - love Mexican Sugar Skulls Paint on some pretty flowers. Want your home to look continuously cool Adorn him with some funky shades. The options are endless!Make any desk, office or shelf look instantly better (and more organised) with Suck UK's Skull Tidy.
Feeling overwhelmed – tense – under pressure - Take it out on Stress Ball Paul from Suck UK!Are you frustrated at work Does the computer KEEP crashing before you've saved that important piece of work! Well don't let it get to you - Stress Ball Paul is here to help!There for all of your stress busting needs, Stress Ball Paul sits happily on your desk, in your pocket or tucked into your handbag for easy stress relief.Never sure what to do with your hands during a meeting, after being introduced to new friends or falling alseep during a lecture Paul is made of soft rubber silicone and can keep those hands busy to stop incessant finger biting or pen tapping.Don't suffer in silence or snap at poor Maureen in HR - let Stress Ball Paul help you!Paul is part of Suck UK's Dead Series, also available: Book MarkDead Fred Pen HolderMummy Mike Elastic Band HolderSplat Stan CoasterHanging Harry Light Pull
Suck UK Stress Ball Paul $8.17
What is it The alarm clock that runs away beeping, to get you out of bed. Can't wake up You're not alone. Stats show that 40% of people 'abuse' the snooze. Typical alarm clocks just don't work very well. Ours never lets you oversleep again. If you snooze, Clocky will jump off of your nightstand, and run around beeping, absolutely determined to get you out of bed on time. Clocky's hip, innovative and charming.
Come In, Go Away - Suck UK's reversible doormat!This mind boggling doormat can be used to welcome guests… or shoo them away, depending on your mood!Simply turn the doormat around so that it either reads "Come In" or "Go Away" - And when you have finished marvelling at this remarkable feat of graphic design you can wipe the mud from your boots too!A fun and unique addition to any household - who wants a boring brown doormat when you can have one that suits your mood!Suck UK's Ambigram Doormat
The Colour Change Umbrella by Suck UK!The Colour Changing Umbrella comes with raindrops printed with a special ink that shows up white when dry but turns into a colourful rainbow when in contact with water!Dance about in the rain and the wind and brighten up a passer by's day as your umbrella changes into a rainbow in front of their eyes. A great gift for those who like to add a bit of fun to a cloudy day!why would you ever want to buy a normal umbrella again!
Suck UK Tea Mycuppa Mug This mug has been created for tea lovers who crave the perfect cuppa every time they boil the kettle. Equipped with a colthe matching guide on the inside to get your brew to just how you like it, from milky to builders brew. Also available in coffee style. •Create the perfect cup of tea •Color matching guide on the inside of mug •From milky to just tea •Stir in your desired amount of milk and sugar •Made of ceramic •Capacity: 10.2 Ounces Dimensions: 3.35″ x 4.75″ x 3.75″.