Like this season's housewife muse, Gloria is flawlessly beautiful with an audaciously unpredictable edge. The thong is a Trixie style, with bagged out silk sides and a dipped seagull back. It is crafted from wisps of super sheer nude tulle and decorated with intricate tattoo-style black floral French embroidery. A red scalloped bow on the waistband is the piece de resistance.