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Oh, it sucks to be the fat girl at the pool party, especially when your man is off with that opera tramp! Dazzle them with your superior money and style. Buy the hat and sunglasses in black, of course. Always bring a watch, a pen, and a lighter so people will have to talk to you. If you MUST wear a suit, the "skirt" doesn't fool anybody. Wear a suit that is light on top to draw their eyes towards your boobs. And your diamonds.
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