Generally offended. I love sexy ushers, jaded waitresses, manic-depressive assistants, bicycle fanatics, derby girls, rebels, loners, hamburglars, whiskey thieves, time bandits, safe-crackers, computer hackers, phone phreakers, dreamers, lemurs, cougars, pumas, ocelots, party animals, funny pharmacists, perverted truck drivers, naughty librarians, happy janitors, frustrated office managers, caped crusaders, ex-presidential candidates, sugar daddies, sugar mamas, & sticker makers

Obsessed with Nirvana.