Funny Too Soon Oldt Undt Too Late Schmart Dutch Saying Gift for men or women who are celebrating getting old - 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th, or 100th birthday! Pennsylvania Dutch quote says Ve Get Too Soon Oldt Undt Too Late Schmart. PA Dutch country girls and guys will love this funny aging shirt for old men or women. Great gag gift for mom, dad, uncle, brother or friend!