Beige 'The Diet Wagon' Canvas Tote. Imbue your everyday ensemble with a little fun courtesy of this durable canvas tote that comes emblazoned with a chuckle-worthy sentiment. Full graphic text: Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.10.5'' W x 14'' H x 5'' D100% cotton canvas